toastweasel:

Okay folks. May 4th and Wear Glitter For Carrie Fisher is coming up. Whatever you do DO NOT PUT CRAFT GLITTER ON YOUR FACE/NEAR YOUR EYES. It’s cheap, yes, but craft glitter can scratch your corneas. It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye from infection.

Use cosmetic glitter instead. It’s smaller and is made round instead of hexagonal, giving it a smaller chance of scratching your eyes if it gets in. Here’s a tutorial that explains the difference between craft and cosmetic glitter, and how to best apply cosmetic glitter. You can buy things glittery things specially designed for your face and body body from Lush, NYX, Sephora, and Ben Nye, just to name a few.

Space mom would want you to be safe. Go forth and wear glitter (safely)!

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phosphorescentt:

phosphorescentt:

If I could offer a young person advice about anything it would be do NOT make life decisions based on your boyfriend or girlfriend. Girls especially. Do NOT stay close to home for him, do not skip opportunities to travel or study abroad, do not pick a safe college to be with him. Expand your horizons. Broaden your own life. He is not the world.

I want everyone who disagrees with this post to come back to me in a couple years and tell me how that shit worked out.

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ten-and-donna:

broliloquy:

protect-lgbtqia-kids:

eggcup:

run-up-the-sail:

pisshets:

If you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly which is good to know if you wanna resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist prison construction in the 80s

I’m just gonna go ahead and reblog this for purely educational purposes.

added bonus is that concrete now taste good

Sugar does not really do that.

What you need is citric acid (you get that to get the hard water residues out of your pots/water boiler/washing machine), looks like sugar granules.

Or concentrated vinegar.

Cement needs a high ph to bind properly.
So if you add acid, it won’t properly set and/or needs 3-4 times longer.

Speaking as someone who works in the concrete forming industry: the easiest way to severely fuck up any large concrete pour is to delay it at the wrong moment.

If someone is trying to build a huge fuckoff concrete thing - say, for instance, a giant wall - they’re going to need an obscene quantity of concrete, and that’s all going to have to be transported there from the nearest mixing plant. This means they’ll have multiple trucks coming by to decant concrete in consecutive pours while the workers place it and vibrate it to ensure it all intermixes and sets properly, forming a monolithic mass. If one pour is allowed to set before the next one is added, you get a big, ugly, possibly structurally unsound gap between the two called a “cold joint.” A bad enough cold joint can completely fuck your whole project because the next engineer or inspector who sets foot on that site is going to take one look at that motherfucker and immediately embark on a quest for blood vengeance. You will literally have to cut that whole section of wall out, slap some dowels in the nearest structurally sound bits, and re-form and pour the offending segment from scratch, which represents a fortune in cost overruns and will make everyone involved very upset. This is an especially bad problem in hot climates, because the concrete curing process is exothermic - that stuff sets much faster when it’s really hot out, and its 28-day compressive strength tends to be poorer as well.

So if, hypothetically speaking, you wanted to completely shit up a wannabe dictator’s enormous unfeasible poured concrete vanity project, you could literally just randomly hassle and delay every concrete truck on its way there. Dude’s gonna end up with a giant worthless pile of shitty crumbling concrete and exposed reinforcing steel, and an army of pissed-off contractors to boot.

reblogging for purely educational purposes nothing more

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novexiii:

Everyone thinks I’m overdramatic when I’m upset, but when an octopus gets stressed out, it eats itself. Now THAT’S overdramatic.

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vodni:

*lies in bed for like 3 hours after waking up*
what the hell is going on

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devthagoddess:

huffledorwombicorn:

bangedbysatan:

mostlyjudson:

bangedbysatan:

Tumblr would enjoy this I thought

this is so ridiculous lol. 

Two totally different personalities lmao

@icanhazslash
it’s us

Me when I’m high vs me when I’m sober

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frostsemma:

I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your pain?

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just-shower-thoughts:

When my PC gives the option to “eject” a USB stick, I expect it to get spat half way across the room

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breaktotheotherside:
“ megaceros:
“ megaceros:
“ gummy lamas
”
And the less talented brothers
”
Tag yourself, I’m the pink one that hits the floor like a blobby pancake and starts shapeshifting
”

breaktotheotherside:

megaceros:

megaceros:

gummy lamas

And the less talented brothers

image

Tag yourself, I’m the pink one that hits the floor like a blobby pancake and starts shapeshifting

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awkward-lee:

the wendy’s twitter is on fire today

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just-shower-thoughts:

Being up for something and down for something are the same thing.

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necro-nymph:

A fun thing: Makeup
A not fun thing: Removing makeup when tired

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lesbianlucio:

call me boring and vanilla but i lov… romantic relationships built on friendships

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